REALITY IS FOR SUCKERS

r0yall:

if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

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pizza:

if ur ever feeling embarrassed just remember in 2007 i got caught standing in my grandparents fireplace throwing dirt at my feet saying ‘diagon alley’

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chantersboard:

I love when you can tell someone’s going through a tracked tag because for like 23 straight posts they reblog nothing but macaroni and cheese

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strangledfeathers:

ibelieveinjawnlock:

So I had a dream that I was auditioning for Sherlock and when they gave me the lines I was supposed to read I totally blanked and all I could think about was the Doctor Who theme song so I just started singing “WEEE OOOO” and everyone stared at me until Steven Moffat just slowly clapped. 

this is one of the best things i’ve seen in my life

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phandomfeels:

sleepthroughthealarm:

i just typed “the perks of being a waffle” instead of wallflower

Oh my goodness

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unicornsarecooler:

niamhtumbly:

Stop trying to make fetch happen. Fetch is never going to happen.

I literally cannot stop laughing at that caption

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ourprincesswift:

Precious home made videos → The Taylor & Joe's dolls.

I’m not even going to remember the boy who broke up with me over the phone in 27 seconds when I was 18.

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